Doggo That Was Meant To Be A Personal Protection Dog Now Protects Baby Toys Instead

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elina lee
Jun 8, 2022 1:00 PM EDT

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Today we're presenting you with the story of a beautiful German Shepherd doggo with a dream. He and everyone around him knew he was destined for greatness. So one day, he went off to the Astro K9 Academy to train to become the strongest, smartest, and most protective doggo on the planet. To which he did. After graduating with pride and fulfillment, the doggo was sold over to a family with a toddler. You're probably imagining a big bad doggo protecting the house, right? Welp, guess again. It turns out that the only protecting doggo is doing now is protecting the baby toys, and boy is he good at it. Definitely the strongest, scariest, and most protective doggo of em all! 

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    We love this so much! Despite doggo being clearly way too overqualified for this protective job, he loves his baby so much that he stays to protect her. Or should we say her toys? The way she keeps adding toys for him to protect - ugh, we can't handle this. So cute and funny at the same time.  

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    Smile - Take it easy It's an important job
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    Smile - Astro Kennels Creator It really is! 24/7 on guard
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    Font - E Honer baby hasn't got a safe so brings all his valuables to the next best thing
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    Font - Chelsea Lerat Dog:" it ain't much but it's honest work"
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    That's how we'd imagine him replying to the question, "oh, where do you work?" And you know what? We bet that he'd take this job over any other protective hob any day. You can clearly see how much he loves his baby and how much he'll do to protect her. 

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    Font - JJ Apodaca not the personal protection the dog thought he would be doing
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    Head - Astro Kennels ● Definition of over qualified Creator
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    Human body - yska "it's a full time job and it's really time consuming and it's not as easy as it may appear to some people"
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    Font - Braden He says man I can't let my brothers find out about this =
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    Smile - Amy Campbell Dog is like this isn't the protection work I was thinking but work is work I guess
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    Smile - Astro Kennels Creator Overqualified and underpaid but doing his best
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    Smile - Taylor Mans got his PhD & he flipping burgers. Thankless job but someone's gotta do it
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    Smile - Astro Kennels Creator he's still grateful and is never late for his shifts
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    Font - T.H. He is like hmm not a bad gig
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    Smile - Fridaygotflow hes doing his best
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    Nose - Astro Kennels Creator Employee of the month forever
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    Font - SmilePls37 He's like, yep. definitely running away tomorrow
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    Font - cutequeen_3 Most precious cargo that can be protected
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    Smile - user8606326818440 This is like getting a masters and working an entry position job eeeeeee
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    Font - Liz Prusinski Fildew He understands the assignment
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